Eat, Sleep, Fuck, and Repeat.

In my previous blog, I stated I wanted to write more blogs, and well hot damn, I'm going to get off to a good start.

I think people who say violent video games make our youth more violent are pussies. Pussies and fucking dumb. When I feel violent and aggressive, I channel those emotions through healthy mediums. Lately, I've been playing more Gears of War2 and Call of Duty (the only Call of Duty that fucking matters until Call of Duty 2 comes out [I am going to refer to Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 as Call of Duty 2 from now on]). I also listen to music which helps me vent some of that inner rage. Violent video games to me are cathartic, not harmful. But, everyone is different.

I have joined that large pool of uninsured Americans. My student status has officially expired and I am no longer eligible to remain on my father's health insurance plan. I feel like my arguments for health care reform would be stronger if I wasn't a victim, but now I am a victim needing help. I never fought for reform before because I needed it, I fought for it before because I felt it was the right thing. People deserve to live calm, peaceful lives. What we have now is bull shit, absolute bull shit. I guess we are all playing the waiting game now. If these pussy ass democrats could actually get their shit together and pass something, that'd be kind of nice. Hey democrats, drop your dildos and get to fucking work. That is the problem with the democrats, they are too "open minded" and too many of them are pussies. Just get it done, that is what Bush did and now it is your turn to fuck up the country. Republicans have their shit together. When they have the power, they all move forward (or backwards?). They all agree on something, and push it as hard as they can. Even if they push us all the wrong way and into the shitter, they push. The republicans don't care about compromise, they don't care about the consequences, they just push and push and push. Stop compromising you stupid fucking democrats! The republicans are fucking crazy! Don't listen to them. Don't believe me? Look up Sarah Palin. Every time someone mentions something pro-republican, I will simply point to Sarah Palin. Palin and her history of goofs will be my support. Anytime someone says something pro-democrat, I will call them a pussy. When are these politicians ever going to do something for the people? You are public servants. Obama is coming out with this press conference or whatever where he is going to speak directly to our youth. He is going to explain the importance education. The conservatives already are complaining that he is going to attempt to brainwash the children. Please, shut the fuck up!

I was part of bush's "no child left behind" promise. I feel retarded just being part of that.

Anyone been listening to this Rachel Maddow? She is fucking brilliant! If only she wasn't a butch lesbian.

How come when Harry Potter uses magic, it is considered "witchcraft" to the Christian and the crazy right, but when Jesus uses magic the acts are coined "miracles?" *Sniff, sniff* Does anyone smell that? Yep, it's bull shit and the crazy right talking again (can you smell a group of people talking?!). I can't tell the difference between the Harry Potter bull shit, and the Bible bull shit. Oh right, one has been deemed actual events. The Harry Potter books, right? I think once the people of this world get over religion, we will be better off. We are not that privileged that when we die, we are revived and get to walk golden roads and are fed grapes for sexy ass women. Get over yourself you arrogant human fuck. When we die, we just die. The end. Take care of your body, and you will live a bit longer. The idea of eternal life is truly scary. Look at it this way - if we go to heaven, god is our boss and if we go to hell, satan is our boss. Either way, we are working for someone. Think about the worst boss you have ever had, and thinking about working for that prick for an eternity. Pretty scary huh? Why the hell would you want to work for someone forever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever. Makes no sense to me. And think about this, if the devil and god are at war, why would satan torture us when we get to hell? I bet he is trying to build an army strong enough to topple god's kingdom. If anything, I bet he would take care of us and train us so he can finish off that dude god, once and for all. But the Bible teaches us that the devil is a super bad dude. Oh but that's right, the Bible is written from god's point of view. Why would he say anything good about the devil? That is like Bill O'reilly writing a book praising the democrats. It wouldn't happen. At least the devil didn't go tooting his own horn writing gossip about god. So far, the devil seems like a cooler dude than god. But where did I learn about the devil? Oh right, the Bible again. So he probably doesn't exit. If I ever own a book store, I am putting the Bible in the fiction section. Right next to Harry Potter. That'll piss a lot of people off. Probably because it'll make them wonder why the hell a book that starts with B is next to a book that starts with H.

One last topic before I go read 1984 and get some shut eye. Is anyone else glad to see Pfizer get raped by the long dick of the law? The same dick they sucked off so many times to become so fucking rich. $2.3 billion is the sum I saw. That is rape. Pfizer was asked to bend over and when they declined, they were forced to the ground. Begging for mercy, Pfizer took the dick in the ass. (I should start writing porn). I was thinking a couple months ago, and I pissed the fuck off that D.A.R.E lied to me when I was in the 4th grade. D.A.R.E taught me when I was in elementary school that were bad drugs, and good drugs. Get those fucking lies the fuck out of here. There is no such thing as "good drugs." They are all bad for our human bodies. None of that garbage needs to be in our body. You have a headache? Well, that is your body reacting to something it doesn't like. It is your job to find what is causing that reaction. By taking a little pill, you are just covering up the symptoms, not curing the cause. Americans will work harder to cover up symptoms, when they should be attacking the cause. Lazy, fat Americans. It is so easy to just take a poisonous pill, but it takes a little work to understand your body. It is your body, take some time to learn it. I don't take any pills, ever. Now, I think if it is life and death, the choice is obvious. You can either die, or take a poison pill and live. If that is the case, take the poison pill. I think I know why we are all so dumb. Because we take so many damn pills and we are just walking zombies. These chemicals have taken over our bodies. We are slaves to these chemicals, only vessels. I think we should legalize Marijuana because it would be the only fair thing to do. If these companies can sell these pills and make billions of dollars, Marijuana should have an equal chance. I don't smoke, nor do I drink. The legalization of marijuana wouldn't benefit me in the slightest. I just hate to see these stupid laws be so unfair. If it were up to me, cigarettes would be eliminated, alcohol would be eliminated, and all these stupid drugs would be gone. But I understand how successful prohibition was and I know this would never work. So we need to keep these things and if that is the case, everything should have an equal chance. We just need to teach people these things are not good for your body. What we should do is tax the shit out of these products. How much do cigarettes cost these days? In Minnesota, the cigarette tax is $1.05 per pack, and the tax on beer is .15 cents per gallon. Fuck that, tax the shit out of booze. These are things we don't need. I don't hear anyone talking about increasing the tax on booze.

Anywho, I'm actually a nice guy (I think).