George Carlin Once Said, "Shut The Fuck Up!"

I need to get this off my chest or else something might happen to me that physics can't even explain.

Here comes the exposition. I first need to establish this -- I am a Facebook stalker. That in itself might be an offense to many and therefore rendering this entire blog hypocritical and useless. But fuck it.

As I stalk the "updates" of my Facebook friends (most of them I do know in real life), it has become apparent to me that the friends I now know, or the friends I made in highschool, are from suburbia America. Not that I didn't already know this, I fully understand that I grew up in Plymouth, Minnesota which borders Maple Grove, Minnesota and Wayzata, Minnesota which for the most part is made up of middle class white America. However, I never want to assume that because someone grew up in suburban America, they act like children from suburban America.

But holy fucking shit the people I know are "white". I say this because spring break is near, and all the status updates reflect that. The friends I have on Facebook seem to feel that they are entitled to a trip to mexico during spring break. "Spring break is in a few days and I don't know where I'm going!" "Oh no, I'm not going to Mexico this year!" SHUT THE FUCK UP! Just because Daddy has paid for you to go to Mexico every year or every other year does not mean you are entitled to a vacation every fucking spring break.

I'm going to kill this here.

The End.